A very amusing response, Terry, which made me smile , much more than once, thinking about it. But with a serious note in it as, these Arillas Seagulls are a force to be reckoned with.!! (Rumour has it that there is a pawnshop , in Corfu Town, where they take all these little valuables to exchange for chips)
And....Diesel 2012 , I have no idea why that one legged Pirate, from Treasure Island , sprang into my mind.
Anyway.... as the only piercings I have are from those darts, which bounce back at me from the dartboard. I have been known to say that I am as
"Pierced as a flute" - or is "****** as a Newt?" All depends on Ouzo intake.
Anyway , with a serious response to answer your enquiry, I would say that any users of the naturist beach would not notice any amendments to any one's body as they are doing their own thing, just as you will do yours. - Enjoy with out worries.
And if concerned about Seagulls, have a bag of chips lying by your side. They will I am sure go for the easy option.
Be well
Negg