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[sharonF]

Agree with Terry blondegirl, you have to tell us, we need a laugh x

[Smiffypink]

Im waiting with baited breath myself, havent heard anything as yet!

Im terrible in public loos if theyre not up to my scratch haha!

[Shuey]

I went to France as a kid with school on a coach trip and they stopped so we could all go to the loo.  Went in the toilet and there was a hole in the ground i couldn't believe it - i haven't been to France since.  I hope the public toilets have improved!!!


Sorry totally gone off the subject.

[blondegirl]

Here goes as you wont let me get away with it.

My friend said she thought the toilets were going to be awful so she made up these toilet packs..  consisting of wet wipe, tissue paper and......... a toilet cover made out of Tesco carrier bags would you believe..  She cut a circle out with a hole in the middle.  They were all folded up together flat in little clear sandwich bags and she used to slip one in her back pocket when going for walks etc.  The only thing is when you got up you had red and white stripes over your rear...  Now, as I said I did have a go and made a few of these, needless to say I never used them but my family never let me live it down.  Perhaps they could be patented or whatever, sold in the shops  LOL...  very embarrassing tying to explain to people what the carrier bag was for.

[TerryW]

That was worth waiting for, brilliant Sue. You described things so well as well.

A Tescos carrier bag will never seem the same again but I suppose A S D A could have been worse.

[Cheryl2307]

ha ha ha BG - why didn't you just turn it inside out? 

[Sandy x]

This is all getting a bit too clever and technical. Maybe you've missed your true vocation Cheryl...think of the money you might have made.....

[Cheryl2307]

Sandy I think that myself many a time!!  Would love to be able to spend my day making things out of bits of rubbish but alas not to be!  How's the house going?  Not too long til you're back, will you manage to get to stay in it?

[sharonF]

hahaha BG that made me giggle, what about a low cost version, tesco value or an upmarket one - marks and spencer x

[Shuey]

Very good blondegirl - what about a Morrisons one - you would get a blackand yellow "M" on your bum

[Diane x]

Netto would make a good one, not that I own one but i have seen one !!!!!!!!!

[blondegirl]

Its got to be Harrods darrrrrling!