Despite residing next to the pool at Rainbows, my wife and I went to the beach.
We preferred the more relaxed, and less commercial North part.
I did 'borrow' some Sun-Loungers a couple of days, and took them about 200 metres past the "Falling Rocks" sign. I did return them afterwards.
I didn't wear Speedos. In fact, I encouraged other beach users to enter the water, when they realised I had just a tan on.
My wife remained a "Textile"
We witnessed some Germans next to us, coating themselves in the "Green Mud"