2 days left here in Arillas. It's not dropped much below 24 degrees. I'm so brown I will have immigration problems at Gatwick.
Surely the Vikings in Iceland can find another virgin to toss into the Volcano so we get stuck here a while longer?
Maybe they'll have the General Strike early Frank and then you'll be ok......and so will I!!!!
noy many virgins left in the world........lol
Is that why "all mum's go to iceland" cos they know theyre safe lol
hahaha...............nice
Ha ha Llamedos - that's brillliant!