New airliner seats

[TONYNEW]

Just read this yesterday on the Agni site about the new seats some airlines are talking of introducing.http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/199635
I don't know where they get these ideas from any way here's my alternative seating arrangement far cheaper and much more comfortable and no rush for the loos when the seat belt light goes off

[Val n Bill]

HaHaHa lol very good. I can imagine that the cabin crew might have a good reason to call a strike in this case though!!!

[Erja]

where do you put the seat belt..? Or maybe the toilet roll holder can be attached to that

[Alan and Jan]

Read that story as well Tony. Everybody given a free stetson when boarding and going yee haa all the way to there destination.
Much prefer your seat. Suits my geriatric nature to a tee.  LOL

[TONYNEW]

Erja dont be silly there is a vacuum pump under the thunderbox so you dont need a seat belt if your sat snugly on the seat the pump is switched on an holds you in position for take offs and landings .
PS remember to turn the pump off as soon as you are secured in position as this could have dire consequences if you get what i mean without going into to much detail
Tony

[Geoff]

Ouch! That would bring tears to the eyes Tony.
I think the airlines will probably go for your new seats - following on from the introduction of a charge for using the toilets on the plane this seat would mean that they could levy the charge against EVERY passenger, not just the ones that actually go to the loo!