villa linakis

[Pommie]

Well seeing as how you asked so nicely

[janet mcewan]

love it pommie

[justlynn]

   Pure art!! 

[Sandy x]

Thanks Eileen....most thoughtful but I'd rather have the real thing!

[Eggy]

Mr Pommie

Two problems I see here with the Dartboard.

a. I have trouble now reaching double twenty so this one could be a no hoper.
( And , If I did hit it, how would I retreive the dart? )
b. The standard throw is around 7 ft 9" so this puts the (Oche ) throw line in the pool.

I can't swim. And... If I could, I would be worried that the weight of the tungsten darts would very quickly drag me to the bottom,

Maybe Eileen could build a nice high bridge over the pool and supply a longer ladder!
( Plus a very long straw for the Retsina ! )

Negg

[janet mcewan]

neil i love yer patter

janet
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[justlynn]

Love it, Neill! 

Perhaps Eileen's pool has a shallow end you could throw darts from?

lynn xx

[justphil]

I am so glad to find you are all as mad as I am. 'nuf said
Phil

[Pommie]

Eggy

I've solved the oche position by importing a lifeguard tower from a beach on Naxos.

I spent last night training the spider monkey and he should now return the darts to you in exchange for ouzo. (I couldn't find any peanuts in the villa)



See you shortly

[Eggy]

Pommie

Could we not train the spider monkey to swap an Ouzo for the darts?

And.... I know you have my well being at heart but, do I have to climb up and down those steps in between throws?

Negg

[Pommie]

Eggy

The monkey says that from what he's heard he'll need the ouzo if you are throwing darts anywhere near him.

Given the amount of ouzo he'll need to be drinking it's a bit unreasonable to expect HIM to climb the stairs and I hadn't factored in your advanced years into the life guard station thing, so I have now installed a stairlift for you.

[riggers]

Lol Pommie , very good. 

[janet mcewan]

love all the patter from everyone and neil if you need a couple of heavies on yer side martha and i are on our way lol lol

janet
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[justphil]

Janet, he always needs a couple of heavies. And a wee dram. The staircase is such a good idea. He will stay at the bottom nattering to philandjen instead of scoring all those amazing darts.....

Just love the remodelled Villa Linakis. Very post-modern. Now just think our Eileen, the rental market has been trebled. From just the mad Arillas Addicts, you have now added Baywatch,  Bullseye and Bargain Hunt fans!

All I can say is having met her for the first time, our Eileen is as much a little diamond as the villa is in its setting in Arillas.
Phil

[janet mcewan]

very true justphil very true brings back memories those programmes you mentioned and yes although martha and i didn't meet eileen just speaking to her tells us how lovely she is don't you just love this website

janet
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