Sand in hard-to-reach places!

[TerryW]

I could say something to that but im not going to haha!!

Oh come on smiffy - out with it.

Bananas do go smaller and more floppy as they get older!!!!

[Smiffypink]

No nothing to do with small and floppy haha, i couldn't possibly, im a good girl i am haha!!

[TerryW]

No nothing to do with small and floppy haha?  Not something to do with Stifardo was it?

[TerryW]

News Flash.

Patrick James has been announced as the new model for Speedo Swimwear.

Here is an exclusive preview.

[Eggy]

Terry W.
You are a "killer" don't you know?
People will be queuing up to get at your Hire car! Tyres,exhaust,Radiator even the engine will be missing. All you will take back to the hire company will be the ignition key!
( And even that will be missing the key ring )
Negg

[blondegirl]

I am giggling too Eggy.  Was wondering what the photos would look like on Tee Shirts or Beer mats!

[justlynn]

Lynn/Colin
Never beleive any "post replies" that look serious. Table tennis jesting maybe.
Negg

Would like to think so Neil, or I could feel quite hurt!
Or perhaps next time, I will have to refrain from jokey posts after 3 ouzos while high on being in Arillas!

[Eggy]

Lynn/Colin
Now you're jesting with everyone else. -
Try 4 or 5 Ouzos and re-read your post in the morning. - It's fun, I've done it!!
Negg

[Jo Wissett]

Can I point out that the 'minging' comment was aimed at the speedo's not the lovely Patrick!!

[Lindypops]

Love the go fast stripe Terry!

[justlynn]

Hey Eggy, took your advice and you're right!  Mind you, I had to add a couple of kum kuats!! 
lynn

[vivian]

Lynn/Colin, which one did you get after all the orange or the clear. Viv

[justlynn]

Hi Viv, We liked both but we got the orange in the end.  We would have bought more but our suitcases were up to the limit as it was!  (Must pack less next year!)  Lynn

[patrickjohn]

Hi Everyone
Back from Tingaki in Kos.  Two weeks of hot sun, warm sea and fine sand.
Can recommend Tingaki (but am definately not deserting Arilas).
Failed to sell any Speedos down by the Salt Lake in Tingaki (they just dont seem to wear any).
Have made a note not to be photographed after emerging from cold water.
Best wishes - am glad to be back on the forum.
PJ

[Eggy]

Welcome bak PJ.
Glad you had a good time. - It doesn't seem like 2 weeks since you went.
Next stop Kaloudis then?

Salt Lake Tingaki - So now the topic is " Salt in hard to reach places "  maybe.
Cheers
Negg